lap pillow

When a female allows a male to lie down on her lap.
Commonly occurs in anime, and Japanese regions.

"My girlfriend let me use her as a lap pillow when I was crying"

by Enophyis January 24, 2018

Crack Pillow

An old pillow that is used way past it's expiration date without a pillow case and it turns yellow.

Look in the background of that American/Swedish streamers stream. He still has the pillow he used as a kid - it looks like a crack pillow.

by Gallatyn March 5, 2022

Pilar

If you know a Pilar, you should consider yourself one of the luckiest people. She’s, probably, the purest person I’ve ever met. There's not a hint of evil in her, always trying to help whenever she can. She loves nature, and that’s why parks are her favourite place to be with the right company. If you need someone, doesn’t matter for what, Pilar will offer herself to help you. She’s like the mom of the group, and will always know how many of them will go next day if someone is missing. Even though she doesn’t seem to, she loves spicy things, such as universities or showers. She is a happy person who laughs at your jokes, who tells you her anecdotes, but, above all, she is the one who, whatever happens, will always love and support you. Her parties are the best, as she always manages to do a unique activity that everyone likes, such as singing “FRIENDS” in a karaoke. She also is down to earth, knowing always better. If you ask her a question, she’ll always answer with a: “Just smile and nod”. But be careful; don’t make her mad, because she will reply with a simple “Good night”.

“Hey Pilar, what did you do this weekend?”
“I almost burned down the park, why?”

by Macedoniaconpollo November 27, 2020

pillow key

a misconception held by many of high socioeconomic status, primarily white suburban residents regarding the first two lines of the song, "Forgot About Dre."

*16 year old high school student driving parent's mercedes benz singing along*
Y'all know me, still the same ol' G. With a pillow key. Hated on by most these niggas with no cheese.

by theblackthunder August 12, 2012

disco pillow

Putting glitter on dick and titty fucking a girl while doing copious amounts of cocaine and listening to Abba.

Hey bro, I totally got a disco pillow from your mom last night. She's incredibly limber.

by TX Pete June 9, 2016

Jewish Pillow Talk

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.

1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!

by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013

Pillow-Talk Promises

When you are lying in bed with a guy/girl after sex, and make all kinds of plans to go out, and be together in the future. Knowing it's never really gonna happen, it just sounds like a nice thing to say at the time.

This also sounds like a great name for an Emo Band!

I thought we were gonna hang out this weekend, but it turns out it was just pillow-talk promises.

by Glynyrd January 12, 2011