pigwif

when someone sticks their nose in someone else's butthole and sniffs it.

lisa stuck her nose in rich's butthole and he said "damn that pigwif felt good".

by rich likes pigwifs December 9, 2008

Pigrity

An archaic word meaning "laziness"

I'm quite content in my pigrity, so I'll clean the house later.

by billyhtchcoc March 15, 2011

Pigmit'e

Someone who is under 5'0 foot, short in stature, but causes big trouble.

Did you see that pigmit'e last night starting fights with the 7'0 bouncers.

by Jibs007 September 1, 2017

Pigtits

Smallish breasts whose size and shape indicate they are made of background fat rather than breast per se. That is, if their lycra-clad owners lost weight and shrank to reasonable proportions, they would disappear. Usually found only on chavettes. Think Matt Lucas.

"Corfu would be alright without all the pigtits wobbling about"

by ArisR July 21, 2007

Pigwater

Pigwater: A user on GameFAQs with nothing better to do than troll. He is often made fun of and can be found in his natural habitat at Random Insanity.

Pigwater uses his many accounts to troll the crap out of you.

by Jetbunny September 13, 2003

Pigwig

Pigwig is a magical creature that is the god of all beings and owls. He has the power to conjure a taco with a wave of his wing. Popular stories tell that Pigwig is a descendant of Hedwig, who was the infamous companion of Harry Potter.

It has been told that Pigwig can speak over 297 languages, one of them being Ukrainian. Many people have stated that PIgwig is still alive and that one day he will shower the world with purple beans and grow stalks so high that everyone can visit him in his kingdom. (It has also been reported that Pigwig’s favourite colour is a slightly washed out sponge shade)

It has also been claimed that Pigwig has remarkable similarities to the Dalai Lama. These claims have been silence, it is in fact the Dalai Lama that looks like Pigwig. They both find this quite flattering as they are very good friends and frequently ride an alpaca through the high hills of Malaysia.

Caroline: Look!!! Pigwig be it you???
Kathleen: Pigwig???? PIGWIG????

QQQQQQQ

by pigwiglover October 3, 2011

pipwitch

A mean girl who consistently posts unattractive pictures of friends and relatives on their internet profiles simply because they think they look good in the picture.

Karen: "Dang, I hate that picture of me. Would you please delete it?"

Mary: "No. I like it. It's a good picture of me."

Karen: "Stinkin pipwitch."

by kornfed September 30, 2009