wiffledick

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

Pimpledick

A guy with a small penis that will jizz any minute

that pimpledick came the moment I touched him

by Karin L November 25, 2011

Pickledick

A small size gerkin dick that's all pimply

When John dropped his pants his girl laughed at his pickledick

by Old Man Peanut June 4, 2023

Englebert Pimpledick

Random name given to one who annoys or irritates you in a social situation. Should ideally conjour up picture of pale, hopeless,flacidness.

Oi Englebert Pimpledick, why don't you sod off and "release yourself" somewhere else; you gravy topped spark confuser

by Scritty April 15, 2010

pifflestick

an nflite-ism
(1)small sticks used to stir coffee or
(2)unknown object of female person's/chatter's choice to beat unsuspecting male chatters

(2)nflite beats Pillar senseless with a pifflestick

by Jenny, W February 10, 2008

puffleduck

A most joyous animal that is only known to those who had a glorious fulfilling childhood because their parents loved them.

Burnie: What the fuck is a puffleduck?
Kenny: How the fuck do you not know what a puffleduck is? Fuck you had a sad childhood. Urban dictionary it you fucking pleb.

by KennyDaFinn March 4, 2017

Pickledick

(n) The result of years of routine masturbation due to an inability to get laid. The exact same finger placement coupled with the strength of grasp during climax causes minor divets to form over time; thereby making the shaft resemble a full gherkin in all but color.
(adj) A complete nerd suffering from the above condition. (See also incel).

“Dude, I need a woman in my life”.

“I hear that. How’s your pickledick treating you, btw?”
“It’s aiight. Hurts sometimes though”
“Try using some Jergens for your gherkin, man. Stop with the friggin dry rub.”

by ex1l3d September 17, 2020