Pipster

A pipster is a combination of Hipster and Popster (Pop people). They are often mistaken with real hipsters. A true hipster is not mainstream. A pipster is a mainstream hipster. They have a little part of the hipsters style, but when the hipster changes it because it is too mainstream, then the pipster keeps wearing it.
The Hipster often has long beard, and messy hair. The Pipster still has a clean boy cut.

"Oh my god! Did you see that pipster! He looked like hipsters did 2 years ago!"

by The United Hipster Association February 26, 2013

Pisstergeist

A pisstergeist is the name of an unexplainable phenomenon that causes one to have to urinate constantly despite there being no change in one's liquid intake.

Jeff: I can't seem to go more than ten minutes without having to piss like a mofo.

Dave: You're not a drinker are you?

Jeff: Exactly. I think I'm being haunted by a pisstergeist!

by Mick the Dick September 27, 2011

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

pisster than hell

Being or becoming extremly mad or angry.

He's makin me pister than hell

by poopface95 June 30, 2005

pickster

A woman who finds enjoyment in picking her forehead

Stop being such a pickster it's bad for your skin

by BigPottsy April 15, 2014

pigster

-A police officer, derived from the word, Pig, another slang term for a cop.
-Used as a derogatory name when talking to one.

Cop- "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Driver- "No...why pigster?"

by the pigster December 13, 2006

Pigster

A hipster who loves to bacon on everything.

Check out the kid with the shitty mustache eating that bacon sunday.....what a pigster!

by bp131 July 3, 2012