A resident of Pittsburgh, PA who has a high likelihood of being born from inbred bloodlines, as the Western part of Pennsylvania is in the heart of Appalachia. Appalachia is known for extreme poverty, low IQ, poor hygiene, and inbreeding with close blood relatives.
I'm going to have to stay in my hotel tonight where its safe so I can stay away from the inbred Pittsburgh residents. I don't want to come in contact with those people, I don't want to catch a disease or lower my IQ.
by RobertJohnson May 31, 2012
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"Rob is in rough shape. He's got the Pittsburgh sweats and the nearest bathroom is 2 blocks from here. He might not make it."
by Greg Fratt September 16, 2013
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After a long day at the office, I like to put back a series of Pittsburgh Gentleman to take the edge off.
by Pburgh73 September 30, 2011
Get the Pittsburgh Gentleman mug.An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.
John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."
by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008
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Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!
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Get the pittsburgh goodbye mug.A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.
The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.
A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.
The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?
Complete embarassment.
The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.
A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.
The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?
Complete embarassment.
Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.
Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.
Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.
Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.
Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
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