When a pedophile fills his pants with assorted treats and offers small children the chance to attempt to break open his pants and gain access to the candy by using only their face to bash against his crotch and genitals.
"This weekend I was playing pedophile piñata with Mr.Herbert. It was very fun, but by the time I got the candy out, it was all stuck together an gooey."
by Phil Meballs March 2, 2009
Get the Pedophile Piñata mug.A drug in the form of digitalized happiness and cuteness, side effects include blindness, thanks to the fact that every single color is bright and cheerful, and staring at it for to long can do serious damage to your retinas but also cure depression.
Jeremy: I have depression and perfect eyesight...
Tina: You should try Viva Pinata!
Jeremy 2 weeks later: I have eternal happiness and joy, and singed retinas! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!
Tina: You should try Viva Pinata!
Jeremy 2 weeks later: I have eternal happiness and joy, and singed retinas! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!
by Invisible_Bunny December 17, 2008
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When driving a car: A distance whereby the driver can pick his/her nose without being seen by the driver of the car in front via rear view or side mirrors.
Sally was driving behind another car when she felt the need for a nasal spring clean so she broke as to increase the picktance between herself and the car in front.
by Shombray5000 September 28, 2014
Get the Picktance mug.A term coined by Ben Adelman in his article '5 Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting that Actually Worked.' A Ghetto Pinata is a person on and in which you can find an excessive amount of drugs.
"Harry was a veritable ghetto pinata--just absolutely stuffed to bursting with his beloved crack cocaine." (Adelman, Ben)
by Megdoll August 3, 2010
Get the Ghetto Pinata mug.A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.
by Djw14 January 2, 2011
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by DwarZZ December 26, 2005
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