Pheasant

A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack

Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"

by Vanderpumped August 15, 2019

crotch pheasants

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

wank pheasant

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person

Roman Reigns is a wank pheasant

by E211 June 23, 2016

phrasecabulary

A combination of phrase and vocabulary. A person's stash of cliche idioms.

You want me to "give her a chance?" That the worst phrase ever. I told you I don't like that chick. You need to take it out of your phrasecabulary.

by mvolfman July 20, 2010

Phrape

Basically a blending of the words "phone" and "rape", this is similar to "fraping" (facebook raping) but with phones.

Dave: Check your phone man, I think Kerri just phraped you.

Mike: Shit! She's sent a picture of Blue Waffle to my Dad!

by sharkingdave November 12, 2011

Pitch-Phrase

A string of sentences used to heighten one's awareness of themselves. You're pitching your personality, in a nutshell.

"What up boy, it's your boy James and my pitch-phrase is that I like air hockey, eating funnel cakes, and doing my taxes!"

by YaBoyJaymez January 19, 2014

pheasant egg

When your roommate pulls one ball from under his shorts to expose himself and says "Do you like my pheasant egg?"

Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.

Do you like my pheasant egg?

Look at that nasty pheasant egg hanging out that fat guys shorts...

by jcmbuckeye October 1, 2012