Photodiode

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.

Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun

by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008

PhotoDicking

noun
1. Informal
a. The art of hiding your genitals in otherwise normal pictures (or video) so that the victims do not notice you have shown them your genitals until it is too late if they notice at all.
b. Photobombing...but with your dick.

Photobombing....but with your dick

www.photodicking.com

by Dv8 October 6, 2012

photodict

A person who is highly addicted to viewing photos shared by other people but never shared his/her own to the public.

"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."

by Jebat Derhaka October 19, 2017

photocircle

Where a bunch of dumbasses make a huge dm of everyone at your school and expose a bunch of bitches nudes. You do NOT want to be exposed.

" dude, did you see that photocircle? Johan and Alivias nudes got exposed. I would hate to be them! "

by Unicorn777444 May 9, 2016

Photoistic

Used to describe someone who enjoys taking pictures or being in front of a camera.

I’m sorry I won’t be in the picture, I’m not that photoistic.

by Alex Allen Poe June 4, 2020

protodistinguish

Being able to distinguish original or primitive.

Frank: Hey, did you find Godzilla vs, Kong, kinda, um, protodistinguish?
Paul: We kinda went full protodistinguish.

by freechickenmaniac March 12, 2021

photonic

a kewl way to gnarl the real word "photogenic" (meaning having an attractive and charismatic appearance, often resulting in people being attracted to you) and then twisting it into the NEW word "photonic."

From the most recent episode of the MTV true-life reality series "Laguna Beach," an astoundingly accurate portrayl of the Fox hit drama-series "The O.C."

As Kristin watches the male fashion show runway, she comments to her friend standing next to her: "He is Sooo Photonic!"
Her friend is heard murmuring to herself, "mmmmmMMMmm Hhmmmmmm!"

by Dr. Dave November 3, 2004