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Phone boner

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.
Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!
by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011
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Pokeboner

To feel the need to play pokemon so bad so you just whip it out and play it
Kid In Class: "God damn it, I really wanna play pokemon"
/whips out pokemon. "All better"

Other kid: Dayummm that kid really had a pokeboner
by PokeAddict November 20, 2011
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PhoneZooers

There are many different kinds of phonezooers;


"MODELS" Random people who upload pictures of themselves on the toilet and think that people will actually add them to their cell phone even though they are ugly deppressed 15 year-olds who live in their bathroom and take pictures with their crappy 50 dollar digital camera

"NOOBS" People with a blank profile and one picture of that gay guy from england who raped tht rllyyy ugly girl and turned her into a vampire and then died.

"NORMAL PEOPLE" People who are generally good looking, have friends pictures on their profile, and have a reasonable selection of pictures and ringtones.
phonezooers example

MODEL: OMAGAWDUH will you like chat wit may!? Ma numba is 647648637168136 like I dont care that random peyple have mayy namba and i canyt speytlll.


NOOB: My one picture of a dead cat is sooo LOL! I RULE! TEXT ME ON MY 5 DOLLAR PHONE FROM A T AND T THAT I GOT WHEN MY MOM BOUGHT STUFF FROM WALLMART!


NORMAL PERSON: Hey Kristin and Katie that sleepover was awesome! I have an EnV2 (-: Do you like this metro station ringtone? I listened to this song when I got a life!
by googoodollssuk March 25, 2009
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Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.
"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.
by GeekVault August 27, 2010
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phoneconvergasm

Getting an orgasm while speaking to someone on the phone.
Dude, I got a phoneconvergasm while speaking to my girlfriend.
by rebelliousness March 28, 2015
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PhoneBone

A Phonebone is phone sex between two real people. Not phone sex beteen a person and a (fantasy) operator. A Phonebone is real phone sex - real masturbation, real moans and real orgasms. Usually a phonebone is between a a couple in a relationship. But sometime, and often times its between two strangers who get into a private conversation over a chatline, such as Intimate Encounters adult chatline (1-800-627-4263). Chatlines are where hot girls call in search of guys for annonymous phone sex with guys that turn them on.
A call Intimate Encounters Adult Chatline and Engage In One On One Private Conversation With A Horny Girl and Ask her To phonebone with me.
by Ivan Boesky April 19, 2009
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phonelover

Someone who leaves the hommies to celebrate with his girlfriend on the phone after hitting a last second shot to win the basketball game
Stop talking you damn phonelover and celebrate with us.
by Anonymous April 16, 2003
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