Plumptuous

the thiccest, juiciest, absolute FATTEST ass to be known by man kind. Typically owned by kids who’s name starts with a B and ends with an N.

yo homie I hit that plumptuous thang last night and it was pretty steamy😏

by chicken1010101lover October 17, 2020

plumptious

Nice and Fresh

That booty is plumptious
My chicken is plumptious
Boy your jokes aint plumptious

by ayewebelit June 18, 2017

Plumptit

1) When one poo's in a bag (brown paper bag preferrably) and beats another person with it.

I gave Johnny a Plumptit all over his face and he threw up uncontrollably.

by franken beans May 7, 2011

Phlumph

A pervert that typically likes to sniff little girls bicycle seats

That Peters is such a perverted phlumph

by scatalogical March 26, 2019

Plumpton

The act of recieving a blow job whilst on the toilet doing a poo.

Joseph rather enjoyed the wonderful plumpton he had recieved that morning.

by whoknowswho?? April 8, 2010

Phlumpchewus

A person or object that is very large and/or curvy to the point where they almost burst at the seams.

"That new kid is so phlumpchewus. I'd smash."

by Phlumpchewus cuboid January 26, 2019

plumptential

The potential for a girl to gain weight as time goes by, whether by having a child or just through genetics, thereby destroying her attractiveness and causing immense frustration and regret to her spouse or boyfriend.

Sarah has a nice body at age 21, but after meeting her heavy-set mother and seeing what the future holds, Sarah has the plumptential to balloon up to 265 lbs. after hitting 30 and crapping out children.

by Ernst Blofeld January 14, 2010