phlegm

the green snotlike substance that rattles in your throat when you cough,especially after smoking about 70 cigarettes

the old woman 'hawked' up a large gobbet of 'phlegm' from deep in her throat,and spat it onto a shop window,where it bounced once before clinging to the glass and spreading slightly,waiting menacingly,for the first passerby to brush against it,transferring the green bastard to their expensive designer top so,when they, arrived everyone at the party would look and wonder.

by scotsbuff November 23, 2003

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.

I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm

by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016

Phlegm Wad

A tightly compacted and manually gathered mass of mucus and/or snot produced by the respiratory system.

She hocked and spit a good phlegm wad. snot phlegm mucus loogie

by Barney Woodbine October 24, 2012

Phlegmbryo

Phlegmbryo
/flɛmbrɪəʊ/

noun

the earliest detectable stage of a dead cold or other bacterial infection that is going to result in days of a nose blowing ANZ coughing up green bile.

That moment when you can feel a phlegmbryo gestating and you know tomorrow you're gonna have a head cold. 😭🤒

by Ms. Unformation January 21, 2023

Phlegm

A water based gel that, when caught in your throat, causes your voice to resemble Christian Bale's in his portrayal of Batman.

Joe: Hey, Gerald, you sound like you have a cold, try coughing up some of the phlegm.

Gerald: WHERE'S DENT?

by PhillipJamesHampton March 7, 2012

Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008

trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009