philthy feltcher

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!

by PhilthyFeltcher June 13, 2018

philthy lopez

When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus, then replaces it into her vagina smearing her excretment in and around her vagina.

"Hey Duece have you ever even done a philthy lopez?"
"Regular philthy or Extra philthy?"

by Kozbot January 15, 2007

PHILTHY Peacock

A sexual position where the male while laying next to the female takes his closest hand to her and places it under her ass inserting his thumb into her vagina. Then while rotating his thumb in a swirling motion moving it in and out, taking the other hand and messaging the clit at the same time. While the thumb is inside her, his fingers will be sticking straight up and fanned out like a Peacock, thus the name. This move was invented as a human substitute for the famous Rabbit sex toy used my women all over the world. Women can actually pull this move off on their own if desired.

Girl: Phil came over last night and gave me the PHILTHY Peacock. It's so amazing I don't even need my Rabbit anymore.

Friend: Wow, I guess that's why they call him PHILTHY! You totally have to show me that someday so I can teach Brad.

by TheZeus10 January 20, 2010

Philthy Heff

While fish hooking a girl's mouth, you gently place your asshole into her mouth and then proceed to let a big one rip in her mouth, filling her mouth with dirty farts. Finish the philthy heff by closing her mouth and making her swallow your backdoor breeze.

School girl Cindy was being a naughty girl in law class, so the teacher asked her to come after class for a good old philthy heff.

by JBB#4 January 28, 2009

Philthy Mickelson

Phil Mickelson, the famous golfer, is less well known for being a little bitch who refused to sign an autograph for /u/Checkers10160. He also gave /u/grismas aunt the clap and has become immortalised in this nifty little euphemism.

My aunt was on the receiving end of a Philthy Mickelson. I'm not sure she will recover.

by Do_not_reply_to_me October 1, 2017

Philthies

a derogatory term for the baseball team Philadelphia Phillies

I'm a huge Mets fan, I hope we beat the Philthies tonight

by jack butler505 April 24, 2011

Philthadelphia

City located on the outer crust of Pennsylvania blanketed sporadically yet densely with layers of various families of air, land and water oriented contaminants generally referred to as filth. This filth is known to often perform acts of transmogrification. It has been most commonly observed that land oriented contaminants become expeditiously airborne posing an increased threat to the physical health of those brave enough to traverse open-air spaces without the protection provided by a Hazmat suit. Runoff from the great New Jersey landfill and seepage from an adjacently running sewage pipeline have irrevocably stained the waters of the two rivers that envelope the majority of the city, the Delaware and the Schuylkill. Some suspect prolonged exposure to the filth to cause a form of dementia, the effects of which may be observed through the studying of long-term inhabitants. Concerns over the matter are currently considered frivolous as an insufficient amount of evidence has thus far been procured, but the threat posed by the presence of the filth may soon become apparent as a result of its exponential growth estimated to reach zenith within a few decades. For those interested in visiting Philthadelphia it is recommended that one has in their possession at all times a form of eye protection to protect ones eyes from airborne debris and a cloth to cover ones mouth to protect from inhalation of the filth into the lungs, failure to heed warnings may result in blindness or emphysema.

"My poor little Suzie went to the park to play just the other day, without the proper protection and you know what? Now she has smokers' cough and a severe case of paranoid schizophrenia, not only that but she got addicted to heavy drugs and now she wanders the streets and refuses to acknowledge me as her own mother. Kids these days, huh? Yeah, well when you come to visit us this weekend in Philthadelphia don't forget your Hazmat suits!"

by deejaydoubleyuu November 8, 2008