When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.
Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?
Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.
Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.
Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.
by FuctButSects October 22, 2010
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Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.
by The AAC December 30, 2015
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When you find yourself contemplating the meaning of life before you've even taken your first bite of breakfast.
Bran- "It's gonna be a long day today, just had a serious case of the philosowaffles."
Casey - "Dude, it's not even 8:00 am yet, drink some coffee and chill out."
Casey - "Dude, it's not even 8:00 am yet, drink some coffee and chill out."
by Jynkx July 2, 2014
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Did you hear the bobuk defensive football philosophy it’s pretty good... yeah man I don’t get why more nfl teams don’t use it
by Easy Muther fuckin E May 19, 2020
Get the Bobuk defensive football philosophy mug.The kind of person that looks at the world in a way that very few people can. This person looks at all the angles of any given situation and judges dispassionatly. This person is never understood, mainly because they think about things that could potentialy break the spirit of those around them. Many people do not like the philosopher. Always trying to find people to prove them wrong. Some people get rubbed the wrong way. But in reality they are just trying to find that person that can show them up mentally. This allows them to think more on a subject and improve there own understanding of something that they are curious about. In a constant state of learning. Always willing to listen. They love a challange and loath the simpleton. To be a philosopher is to carry the burden of the mistakes of the world. To sink under that burden that can never be cast away. But they do this willingly. They do this with love. They do this for you. Somebody has to question the things that nobody wants to question. So they do. They advance in practicality. Cold blooded at times but true. So next time you meet somebody that fits that description. Do not look at them with annoyance. Shake that persons hand. Have a deep conversation with them. Challange them. Challange yourself. You might not like what you hear but remember this. I promise you that the philosopher does not like what comes out of his mouth any more than you do.
by young&dum May 22, 2011
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Dime–stores were common in the early part of the 20th c. Every main street had such a store where you could buy tawdry, second-rate stuff for cheap prices. (Now they're Dollar stores, though these are not as common or a central fixture in every town.)
Dime–stores were common in the early part of the 20th c. Every main street had such a store where you could buy tawdry, second-rate stuff for cheap prices. (Now they're Dollar stores, though these are not as common or a central fixture in every town.)
I run from the coffeehouse whenever that windbag shows up with his dime–store philosophy.
I'll take Crumb's cartoons over the banal musings of a dime-store philosopher any day.
I'll take Crumb's cartoons over the banal musings of a dime-store philosopher any day.
by Applied Research February 11, 2009
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It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
It is generally accompanied by a riddle, pronoun or philosophical issue, or a parody of one of these, that the philosoraptor is currently mulling over. The text is usually divided, with half the text appearing at the top of the picture, and the other half at the bottom.
If actions are stronger than words,
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why is the pen mightier than the sword.
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why is the pen mightier than the sword.
by Old man Jiji November 26, 2009
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