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Philomath

A small town in Oregon where people go to rope cattle, cut down trees, and shoot spotted owls. It is also inaccurately defined as the "love of learning".

Philomath is the bitch step-sister of Corvallis, an infinitely cooler town, yet only two or three miles away. Refer to the definition of Corvallis.

Philomath is also not a safe place for queers. It's really only a nice place for meth fiends and dipshit rednecks.
Philomath blows for a lot of reasons. The biggest reason is that Paul's Place is no longer there. If you know what's good for you, you'll drive right through without stopping on your way to Newport.
by Morgen442 October 20, 2008
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Philopateer

Philopateer is a person who is Egyptian sucks at fortnite. His best friend is usually named kero and gets carried by another kero.
Philopateer is so friendly, sometimes.
by KeroZero March 6, 2019
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philopathy

A pathological need to adhere to a specific belief system to the exclusion of all else. For example, adherence to Socialism in an environment where Capitalism would function better, or adherence to an archaic scientific maxim long since overturned by new evidence.
The Senator's philopathy prevented him from being open-minded.
by OffcenterHorizon May 12, 2017
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Philopateer

Are you a philopateer
by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019
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philobatir

A person who is ultra-mega-sexy and attracts lots of men and women. You can't look at his face because you'll instantly cum in your pants. He's got a massive cock.
Person A: *cums*
Person B: "oh no! He looked at philobatir! Close your eyes people!!"
by Polish_Crowbar November 22, 2021
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PhiloPater

Is Bridget’s son and Rosalitas stepson and proud grampa Chester
Who is that Oh that’s philopater
by Bridget_ Baha August 8, 2018
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Philopatir

Some random egyptian guy that probably wears glasses for some reason
Guy 1: Bruh who's the new kid?
Guy 2: He's Philopatir, he came from Egypt.
Guy 1: Didn't we have another kid named Philopatir that came from Egypt?
Guy 2: Yeah, no idea.
by AmongaSwag September 20, 2021
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