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wank pheasant

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person
by E211 June 23, 2016
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phenamjulate

The action of squeaking by pressing your curled lips together tightly and forcing air out. This causes one's lips to bulge amusingly. People who practice this are able to control pitch (much like letting air very slowly out of a balloon), volume (quieter requires greater effort to achieve the same pitch) and may even be able to produce two or more distinct and independantly controlled pitches simultaneously (one from each side of the mouth usually).

The ability to phenamjulate successfully requires lips. These lips should not be too wet or dry and should be in reasonable condition. Results are NOT dependant on the size or shape of the lips in question, but rather the exercised control over them. Loose, soggy lips will produce a low raspberry, but good phenamjulation should sound similar to that of a squeaky door.

Only the very silly can master this as an artform and can sometimes be heard phenamjulating the intonation of entire conversations. The longest possible phenamjulation is indeffinate, as it uses a similar technique to playing the digeridoo and is thus unconstrained by breathing. One may also hum along or add lip-flicking/wobbling techniques to add effect. Extended periods of phenamjulation are not recommended however, due to the immense strain caused by inflating the skin around the mouth and the vibration involved.
"Phenamjulating on a cloud..." (sung)
"Did you just phenamjulate?"
"I phenamjulated at that dog"

::Phenamjulation is pronounced; fuh-namm-jew-lay-shun::

USAGE
Phenamjulation is mainly used to pass the time, or to break the silence when nothing is happening. Household pets are particulatly confused when phenamjulated at. CANNOT BE USED AS A FLOATATION AID!
by Vernon Jennings January 28, 2007
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pheasant egg

When your roommate pulls one ball from under his shorts to expose himself and says "Do you like my pheasant egg?"

Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.
Do you like my pheasant egg?

Look at that nasty pheasant egg hanging out that fat guys shorts...
by jcmbuckeye October 1, 2012
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Pullin a P7Evan

To self-pleasure one self while playing on a gaming console. Often leads to bad scores because the person is forced to play with one hand. Made famous by Xbox Live player and balz founder P7Evan.
"God Dammit!"- Asianinvasion7
"What?"- CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan died 95 times in zombies again!"
"He must have been pullin a P7Evan..."- GetToDaCh0ppa
by GetToDaCh0ppa January 19, 2011
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Pheasanting

Proper Pheasanting Techniques:

1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.
I hope she gets some Head and Shoulders for that pheasant!

Pheasanting is a great moisturizer.
by SWSEEL ANDIE September 27, 2008
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Slaughter To Prevail

Slaughter to Prevail are a Russian deathcore band. They released their debut EP "Chapters of Misery", in 2014. In 2016, they signed to Sumerian Records; followed by a new edition of Chapters of Misery, and their debut album "Misery Sermon" on May 5, 2017. The band are currently touring on the summer slaughter tour, and expected to go big.
"You listen to deathcore? isn't that just noise"
me: -puts slaughter to prevail on-

-insert satanic dance here-
by Light Yagami3645 June 26, 2017
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phenam

10x better than phenomenal , a term coined in deep ellum , Dallas, TX but quickly adopted by southern California's answer surfers worldwide
Bro! Did you see that chick rockin' that bikini? She's phenam!
by Sickgnar June 16, 2017
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