pfunt

Pronouned "puh-funt", this is when a girl with a funt has a funt so large, it's pronounced (hence the "p") so you mistake her for being pregnant. You definitely know you a pfunt when you see it, because the girl who has one often kicks you in the balls after you ask her when the baby is due.

Bob: "Hey Jane, haven't see you in a while."
Jane: "I know Bob, it's been a while."
Bob: "So... do you know if it's a boy or girl, and when is it due?"
Jane: --kicks Bob in the balls and walks away--
Bob: --unprintable pain and crying out for help-
Dan: "Holy shit, Bob, what happened to you?"
Bob: "That douchebag Jane had a pfunt so large that I thought she was pregnant, and she kicked me in the balls. Stupid bitch!"
Dan: "That mean nasty bitch has to do some crunches to get rid of that pfunt."

by ExNWPers August 8, 2005

Pfunkamon

An xbox live gamertag of a man/women that is really good at Call Of Duty.

Matt: damn that pfunkamon is good at cod
Dingo: yea. I know.

by Patrick Funchion March 8, 2010

pfunky

Not quite Punkish and not quite Funky.

That guy's outfit is pfunky.

by Umshaad Trivates January 29, 2004

pfunk

Slang word for the gym, Planet Fitness

We are all going to meet up at pfunk at 5:30 to work out...

by JC6927 April 22, 2011

pfunk

When you realize the stale scent of a female vigina and you are in the process of putting a bun in the oven and she brought the yeast and you end up with a sour dough Hoggie.

Took A girl home from the bar and thought I had cheese cake and when I laid her down I realized it was PFUNK pie.

by the original snatch mechanic April 24, 2010

pfunk

A genre of Music pioneered by the band Maverick
Fusing classic 70's Punk Rock with early 90's Funk, typical of bands such as The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Guy 1: Dude, PFunk Rules!
Guy 2: What's PFunk?
Guy 1: It's on Urban Dictionary....

by Dangerous_Dean May 30, 2006