Petunia

It is simply another word for a dick.

Your such a fucking petunia!

by Not a petunia October 13, 2016

Petunia

A girl who is really funny but who you are also ALWAYS concerned for. You better watch her or you'll end up hearing the deepthroat song over over and over again. But Petunia always has Gucci.

Petunia, what are you looking up? How do you know this?

by Karahballa October 3, 2018

Petunia The Pup

Petunia the Pup is the dog of the YouTuber by the same name “Petunia the Pup”. They are a small independent content creator created by Brody Reagen who makes a verity of content. The Term Petunia The Pup can also be used as a slang in YouTube Comment Sections.

“Petunia The Pup is the funniest YouTuber ever!”

by LizDibujo February 12, 2022

Pale Petunia

A very pale person

Person 1: Oh my gosh, look how pale Josh is!!
Person 2: Woahhhhh, He is actually soooo pale!!
Person 1: He is SUCH a pale petunia!!!

by That_Girl_with_a_Job November 6, 2022

lil petunia

a way of showing affection to a specific boyfriend/ girlfriend by using some what of a disguise pertaining to a flower. meant to show love.

i love you so much my lil petunia.

by PrincessSmash January 4, 2010

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011