petunia

Another word for vagina.
Mainly used by parents when having "the talk" with their daughters.

Keep the boners away from your petunia!!!

by Milot October 21, 2004

Petunia

A great Flamingo Goddess who works part time as a priest for demonic ceremonies. She lives in a well. She has a servant named Gareth.

Who was the priest at your funeral

Oh, it was Petunia

by MuffinHaver March 14, 2021

Petunia

The name of Little Pete's left forearm tattoo from the television series "The Adventures of Pete & Pete," depicting a woman in a red dress. Is frequently made to "dance" by Little Pete.

Dance, Petunia, dance!

by John January 19, 2009

cutis petutis

A really cute disease or illness. A Cutis petutis usually forms when you lack a hug of a friendly giant or the sparkles of a pegasus. There is no emergency to go to the doctors office. When you reach the nearest doctor, the cure is a dose of love.

Dylan has a cutis petutis on his left butt cheek

by doctorgurl May 27, 2018

petulia

a sexual distraction from your work

shes a petulia thats why i aint got my work done

by matt northcott January 24, 2008

Petunia

The most sassy, hateful, mother like human in the world. Usually has the voice of a five year old brat but tries to be loving. She may also go by Brianna or Breanna.

Person 1: Hey petunia!
Person 2: I'm Breanna
Person 1: Whatever you say Petunia!!

by Kill myself pls June 10, 2018

lil petunia

a way of showing affection to a specific boyfriend/ girlfriend by using some what of a disguise pertaining to a flower. meant to show love.

i love you so much my lil petunia.

by PrincessSmash January 4, 2010