POGsplaining

Someone who is a POG and tries explaining to a non POG how dangerous the military is while training or in combat, but holds an MOS that does not warrant being in actual warfare training or combat.

This guy was POGsplaining to me how dangerous fording a river is, knowing full well I was in the Infantry.

by TheLegendaryKillaK March 18, 2022

petsploitation

1. posting videos or pix of pets doing goofyadorable things on the internets.

2. passing along videos or pix of pets doing goofyadorable things on the internets.

So my cubicle mate sent me this vid of this seriously obese cat slamdiving into a weight watcher's box. It was ridic and total petsploitation.

by goddessbertha December 16, 2008

Pamsplaining

The art of overly explaining information in great detail when it isn’t necessary

My ears are bleeding because of Pamsplaining.

by WhoDat1323 January 14, 2022

Pansplain

When a pansexual tries to explain how bisexuality works to a bisexual person with misinformation and biphobic stereotypes.

Tim tries to pansplain to Emily how her bisexuality doesn't include nonbinary despite Emily being bisexual for over twenty five years. Tim ignores sixty years of bisexual history and uses biphobic and transphobic definitions he found on Tumblr

by BiBiBiphobia April 12, 2023

punsplain

Having to explain a pun based joke to someone who doesn’t get it.
It’s exhausting.

Them: I don’t get it
Me: it’s a pun!
Them: what is?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789! Get it? Seven ate nine!
Them: I don’t get it
Me: I shouldn’t have to Punsplain this one…
See Six was afraid of Seven because Seven had a history that included devouring Nine. Get it? Seven ATE nine!
Them: 🙄

by WorldChampionPunner May 18, 2023

pansplain

When told by someone who is pansexual that you can like who you like with no reservations or judgment.

As a mono sexual woman, I don’t care for pansplaining.

by utahanarchist October 11, 2019

Pigsplaining

Common phenomenon, similar to "mansplaining," except when done by a pig (police officer) trying to explain away their bad and usually racist behavior.

Cop enters home and arrests black homeowner (in his own home). Cop later realizes his mistake and tries to explain away his racist behavior by saying that said homeowner was acting suspiciously.

Johhny: "There he goes pigsplaining away his racist actions."

by Deku1312 March 6, 2020