pedestrian

Common place, everyone doing it, conformity.

"Those Cloggs are so pedestrian."

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

pedestrian points

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).

Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

by maskedshoo July 8, 2010

florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Pedestrian

Average! Boring! Normal!!

The Name - Jack Smith - Is soooo pedestrian!

by TheCatsPyjamanamas July 14, 2011

Pedestrianing

A verb meaning to walk across the street. However, one will be judged for the lack of brain cells if this word is used.

Bob: While I was pedestrianing across the road--
Joe: Are you thick? You "walk" across the road.

by jkfootball2 February 20, 2011

pedtextrian

One who walks and texts at the same time, generally not regarding those around them.

I was nearly knocked down twice today on the sidewalk by pedtextrians.

by enochall May 3, 2011

Pedestrian rage

The swelling anger you feel when you're trying to shop in a hurry and that stupid biotch and her six kids are slowly meandering down the aisle and won't get the fuck out of your way. This feeling is further exacerbated during the holidays.

Damn I caught a serious case of pedestrian rage when I was trying to pick up my Valium at the Walmart pharmacy during my lunch hour and Miss Piggy and her piglets were blocking the whole snack aisle. I asked that bitch to move twice!

by MissPeeps70 December 4, 2017