malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her

No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see

by The malayna hater November 24, 2017

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trev petersen

A tall mushroom boy with Native American heritage. Often wears moccasins and drinks a lot of Arizona tea. Bad at planning things and being on time

"Wow that guy is such a faggot. He must be a Trev Petersen"

by DryTommy November 16, 2016

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Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.

Damn Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen is so fucking hot.

by Hunky Man March 11, 2021

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Colin erik Petersen

colin petersen enjoys long, hard, exasperating walks on the beach with hans petersen (his father), then getting completely dominated in the butt by hans and falling asleep to the pleasure of knowing he just had his butthole penitrated by his father

8=====D colins first love

by annonamous April 14, 2005

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Petersen

To quit your job and move out of state knowing they will offer you your job back working remotely

My brother-in-law pulled a Petersen on his work yesterday.

by The other brother May 22, 2018

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rj petersen

a mother fucking prick, if he adds you on snapchat do not i repeat DO NOT add him back. he will use you because HES A FUCKING PRICK WHO CAN GO BURN IN HELL!!!!!! DO NOT TRUST THIS LYING SKANK ASS DICK HEAD OR HE WILL RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!! IVE WASTED SO MUCH FUCKING MASCARA ON HIM ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!! SO DO NOT TRUST HIM LADIES!!!! and rj if you’re reading this FUCK YOU PUSSY ASS DICK HEAD GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!

that guy is a douche bag he reminds me of rj petersen

by temply April 8, 2019

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