petergreeter

a small child who is not paying any attention and walks into one's penis while in a store,flea market or large gathering.

John> I was walking through the store yesterday when this little petergreeter came around the corner not paying any attention and ran right into my crotch.

by Caveman Dave May 8, 2009

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peterface

another word for jessi's dick haha

penis, johnson, peter, head, dick, wacker, weiner, one-eyed monster, schlong etc.

by soph April 28, 2003

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petergay

the funniest person you will ever find and they are that bitch

petergay- do u watch dumb and bum nation
person 2-who is that
petergay- Damien and bianca

by bitch.who April 26, 2019

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Sometimes you can wear out your wang by overworking it. In these times it's good to give your wedding tackle a break so send it on a petercation! Maybe it needs full spa treatment with an essential oil rubdown. Or it could just need a quick nap before returning to action. Either way take care of your gentleman sausage so that it doesn't peter out at the wrong time. A happy, healthy, and well rested unit will return the favor by pulling overtime during those extended log jamming sessions.

Last night Mary really wanted to burn the midnight oil with an extended rump-humpin', love making session. Sadly, my man muscle wasn't up to challenge after I watched the Naughty Nurses marathon so I'm sending Mr. Happy on a petercation. A nice soothing massage with some kanuka oil and a little rest and I'll be able to jim-jam Mary's boo-hole until the rooster crows!

by KudaMuda November 19, 2014

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Piterate

When someone knows enough about the number π that they are unlikely to be taken advantage of by mathematical charlatans or cranks.

A premium tuition center is inviting Prof. Pilate to conduct a recreational math lesson on “The Joy (and Pain) of Pi” for its privileged students, so that they’d not only be numerate but also piterate.

by MathPlus September 7, 2021

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