peter beater

A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter

Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!

by Stage Crew September 20, 2006

Meterbeater

1002.54 centimeters farther from the origin in a Cartesian plane. Abbreviated by MBt.

This field is a 10 MBt x 10 MBt cow pen. Very small indeed.

by Caisha Sin'ya November 15, 2004

Peeterbeater

Someone or somebody who masturbates, or to be masturbated (by another person)

I was Peeterbeater-ing to that hot chick in the office. :D

by ricecrispytreats May 28, 2011