Christmas Tree Passage

JEREMIAH 10:3-4. Claimed by many to be an Old Testament reference to a pagan tree decorating custom which evolved into the Christmas Tree.

The "Christmas Tree Passage",

3) The customs of the pagans are useless. Someone works the ax to cut a tree from out of the forest.

4) They decorate it with silver and gold. They mount it using the hammer and nails, so that it will not fall.

by Herbert W. Armstrong II June 14, 2009

Navigate the Windward Passage

Another term for Anal Sex

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.

by Cinocat December 1, 2011

Pussage

It is a massage on the pusseh.

You have to say it with a french accent.

Une pussage c'est une massage en le pusseh.

by frenchpusseh May 30, 2009

PMSsage

A portmanteau of "PMS" and "message." Refers to the text messages that arrive from one's girlfriend/mistress/wife when she is on the verge of menstruation.

Frequent topics of a PMSsage: include weight gain, one's former girlfriends/mistresses/wives, ice cream, and The Notebook.

Bill (looking at his cell phone): Well, it's blowjob week.

Davey: How do you know?

Bill: I just got a PMSsage from Sally. She wants to know what the fuck happened to the ice cream in the freezer. I'm guessing she ate it.

Davey: All hail the Red Queen.

by SlapCaster September 9, 2010

lavender passageway

The rectum. Presumably, this word's etymology originates from the word lavender, meaning "gay" in certain contexts unrelated to violet hues.

Wikipedia is administered by people with a stick up their lavender passageway.

by Tochterlieber April 13, 2008

pissage

Spillage of piss onto something other than an appropriate receptacle.

Vince leaves pissage on the toilet rim, I'm never inviting him to house parties again.

by NoName0 July 22, 2008

The Northwest Passage

Kim Kardashian's vagina. So named because of the first baby that came out of it, North West.

Kim Kardashian's daughter is named North West. EUROPEAN EXPLORERS OF THE 15th CENTURY! I HAVE FOUND THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE! IT'S INSIDE KIM'S PANTS!

by The Dead Leaf July 23, 2014