Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

Peaching

To cup (not grab, cup) someones buttocks and yell, "Peaches!" If you successfully 'peach' the person, you yell "Got 'em!" If you slap someone instead of simply peaching, it does not count as a peach and therefore you did not complete the process of 'peaching'.

Dude, Jennifer was totally peaching all the guys at your party last week.

by bailey1244559964 August 12, 2012

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.

"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."

by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009

Peaching

When a person tucks in the front of their shirt but not the back. Works better with an orange shirt and a fat person

Look at that kid, he is peaching like a bitch

by ericdennis November 23, 2009

Perching

The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".

"Yo, that girl is perching so hard"
"Yeah, she looks like an owl"

by Tanner11 October 14, 2011

Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."

O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!

by the drips April 30, 2009