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the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting. 

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
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split menu personality syndrome 

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

Personality shirt

Striped shirts worn by men without personalities, in an attempt to create the illusion that they have one.
"Shall we go to Deschlers?"

"No, I stopped by earlier and it's full of personality shirts"
Personality shirt by Mignon March 19, 2005

Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome 

A condition where a person is highly susceptible to becoming addicted to technological gadgets or online tools.

Also known as CAPS
I can't get off Facebook. I totally have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

My parents won't get me an Xbox because I have Cyber Addictive Personality Syndrome.

personality shoplifter 

a person who publicly announces love for an object/person/idea that is distinctly yours after having little or no previous experience with or emotion towards object.
My boyfriend loves adult swim and so do I! My favorite show is...(?)

Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS) 

When someone is overly obsessed with the hillarious hit tv-show Family Guy. Some common symptoms of this can be things like; boring the living crap out of your friends by telling the same Family Guy jokes over and over, turning all of your conversations into "did you see yesterdays episode?" or "so Peter was like...". One of the most irritating and shit indulcing symptoms is retelling an entire episode word by word thus extremely boring the other person. If not treated it can leave your personality consisting of nothing but Family Guy jokes.
Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS) victim: Did you see yesterday's episode?!? I almost shit my pants twice!!

Diego: Ehh, no.

FGPS victim: Welllll, let me tell you the whole episode detail by detail! Don't worry it will only take about half an hour and be nowhere near as funny as actually watching it.

*Diego has now left the conversation, or risk getting a severe ear injury.*

Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome 

When a person involved in a business organization holds multiple roles and genuinely begins to think that they themselves are different people by virtue of the roles. Often happens when a shareholder is a director who is also a director of an entity that is a shareholder. People with this syndrome can be caught emailing themselves with the to/from fields being populated by the different roles they hold. Victims of this syndrome often cite bizarre legal theories to substantiate spending time emailing themselves in official capacities.
from: johnasmith@companymail.com
to: johnasmith@personalmail.com

Dear John A Smith, Shareholder:

Enclosed please find our latest annual report.

With Best Regards,

John A Smith (the same guy as the recipient)
CEO

Secretary or other clerk reading this exchange: "This guy has Corporate Multiple Personality Syndrome."