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Edgelord Personality Disorder

A Cluster D personality disorder, stated in the DSM-5 as 'a Personality Disorder defined by bouts of attention seeking behavior, including attempts to be edgyand ostentatious-- Due to low self esteem.

Diagnostic criteria:
A) Individual must display pretentious behavior for at least a week or more.
B) They must possess inhumanly low self-esteem.
C) They incessantly spout phrases in an attempt to offend, shock, or appear 'cool' to others.
D) They claim to have antisocial attributes, yet they still confuse the terms antisocial with asocial.
E) They claim knowledge of psychology, when they get all their info from fictional television or Quora.
F) Blasts deathcore public areas, in an attempt for attention.
G) Makes claims that they 'understand slam lyrics'.
H) Claims of a terrible childhood, yet scores a flat '0 ACEs' on the 'ACE study ' test.
I) Claims that they are a master manipulator, when in doing so, does the exact opposite.
J) Obsessed with firearms.
K) Claims an absurdly high IQ, (and refers to it as 'Intelligence Quotient').
L) Despite their 'extreme perception', they seem unable to depict how others are really reacting to them.
M) Adopts a plethora of facts to sound intelligent, sometimes using their 'elaborate parlance' instead of speaking like a normal person in an attempt to impress.

These must be present in subject since age 9 and still be present by age 16+ in order to be diagnosed.
'Did you see Carl's posts on 4chan about how he is the ultimate sociopath, with his whole 'I don't feel a thing' rant?'
'Do you think he might have Antisocial PD?'
'Pfffft. More like EPD, or 'Edgelord Personality Disorder'
by d0uble0ught June 1, 2019
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Multiple personality disorder

A mental disorder that is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder. This disorder is caused by trauma. Someone with this disorder will have at least 2 separate personalities that take control of the body at different times.
She was diagnosed with Multiple Personality Disorder, which is now called Dissociative Identity Disorder.
by Thelabrinth May 12, 2015
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Me personally

Usually the start of banter or diss when someone else was already dissed beforehand to put them down further.
Denzel - Yo Demetrius, you dumb asf.

Dion - Me personally, I wouldn’t let that slide.
by We all lift together August 21, 2022
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sweet personality

Kind, gracious and endearing as opposed to bitter, hard and harsh. Sweetness in a person indicates
that their heart is tender and understanding. Sweetness probably also indicates that a person has
been and is forgiving. This is because it is usually the unforgiving and the vengeful that have a chip
on their shoulder and carry an edge about them that can be sharp and hurtful. They are hardened
by life's difficulties. Sweetness is cultivated by choosing to love in the midst of a harsh and
many times hateful world.
Jennifer's sweet personality has effected everyone to increased kindness.
by stekar February 11, 2014
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I feel personally attacked

A (joke) response that shows you can personally relate to content that was meant to be more general.
New York Times headline: Studies show that 2020 has seen a 400% spike in men losing their entire life savings thanks to trading stocks at home.
Man sitting at home trading stocks: "I feel personally attacked."
by igotalottastuff June 20, 2020
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Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
by kevinq October 24, 2010
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personal blunt

Marijuana rolled in a swisher or bluntwraps for one's personal use; a blunt. Blunts can only be defined as personal blunts if it is only for 1 individuals enjoyment. Nobody else may hit/toke/drag/rip from the blunt.

The term "personal blunt" may be shortened to "personal" if phrased correctly. Ex: "I was smoking 'personals' in the cuts of the SFC today"
Cutty #1: "Damn you know them kids in the SFC?
Cutty #2: "I've heard about them, I've heard they smoke hella personal blunts!"
Cutty #2: "Thats cause they G!"
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