persimmon

A.) a fruit
B.) a relly fat girl with the worst laugh on the planet. a complete snob who is very insecure. will only accept weird-os as her friendz and likes to hide behind a computer screen, pretending shes hot shit. she has a really werd acent

you: i just heard a banshee
me: no that was just persimmon

by Juicy SB November 11, 2011

persimmons

Persimmons like to do physics with cats and Libby. Some would say he is a sexy beast. Persimmons says it's too big, but in reality it is too small. Make sure he does not get perturbed. Don't you dare hurt him so! Before you get to know him, check his laundry... oops that shirt is dirty let's take that off. Also, be aware he loves weird smells.

Did you see that Persimmon?

Stay away or Libby will fight you!

Persimmons are wild men

by PhelineFeline May 20, 2018

Persimmon

A penis ravaged by herpes

Jill: "Oh my god, don't that persimmon anywhere near me"

by Alfonso the Pimp April 24, 2009

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

This is a quote from a Looney Tunes cartoon, likely a variation of "Duck Amuck" or another classic where Daffy Duck is tormented by a hidden animator. The phrase is spoken by Daffy to a "cousin" (or a "cousin" in a more general sense) and expresses a sarcastic "thanks" for something unpleasant, like a gift of sour persimmons.

After his friend canceled their plans at the last minute, leaving him with a non-refundable ticket, John muttered, "Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.", and headed to the concert alone.

by v64lv15 November 8, 2025

parsimony

When the parser you are writing keeps producing most obvious error messages or error messages that are obviously wrong. Also spelt pars_mony

I say old chap that parser you wrote has the parsimony property.

by neer do well July 31, 2023