Periscope

When the end of an exceptionally long turd sticks straight up out of the water.

Similar to a "breach" (where the turd will arch up out of the water) but fully vertical.

Both of which, really really stink.

Dude, I just totally dropped a periscope in there.

by h.karl February 20, 2010

Periscoping

Periscoping is an advanced, but non-sexual form of spooning. Unlike being the big spoon or the inverse, little spoon/backpack/jetpack, both partners share equal responsibility. To periscope, one partner lines their dominant eye with the second partner's butthole, and 'peers through the scope.' At the same time, the second partner 'shades their eyes from the sun,' and shouts, "Land ho!"

She was really chill. We hooked up, spooned a bit, and then we tried periscoping it out. Anyway, that's how I got pink eye.

by Perry Scope November 4, 2020

Periscope

When you get a boner in the bathtub, and it looks like the periscope of a submarine

I walked in the bathroom and he totally had a periscope!

by captain long dong December 8, 2011

periscoping

The act of whipping the dicc out while fully erect and placing it carefully between the gut and the elastic of your underwear/assorted leg covering. This aids in either concealing the tiny/enormous size of the male anatomy. Males usually partake in this action while either being embarassed by their size or if they for example are asked to come to the front of the classroom for a presentation "at the wrong time".

Ah shit son mah dicc is soo rock hard right now and Mrs. Cocklesuck just called me up to the front of the class to present for show-and-tell. I guess Ill just tuck it like a periscope...also known as periscoping.

by BIG BLACK DICC July 22, 2007

Periscope

When an allen wrench is inserted into an orifice (anus or vagina) and gingerly twisted around, by which the insert-ee can feel sensations that they normally don't feel with an ordinary probe.

My dildo feels great, but that periscope touched me in ways that I've never felt before.

by Fitchio October 8, 2011

Periscoping

The concealing of an erect penis by folding it behind your waist band, leaving the head of your penis exposed underneath your shirt.

"Woops, I was just about to stretch out my arms but I realized that I was still periscoping."

by The Goodtime Boyz January 4, 2012

Periscoping

When you stand over a kneeling girl, facing the same direction, with your balls draped over her eyes such as would be the "viewfinder" on a periscope. Then she grabs the "handle" of the periscope, and aims you toward the intended target. Bonus points if she makes sonar ping noises.

"Last night I couldn't find Josie's butthole in the dark, so Debbie tried her hand at Periscoping, and steered me right on target. Boom! Sunk that battleship!"

by Mourning_Would November 23, 2016