perching

similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic.

I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools.

by Patricio Finnegante July 18, 2011

perchniff

a word that you say when you are bored and feeling random.

Olivia:That girl over there is running in a circle.
Me:Perchniff!!

by perchniffMYWORD April 13, 2009

perchniff

a word that you say when you are bored, and feeling random.

Olivia:look, that girl over there is runningin circles.
Me:Perchniff!

by mywordisPERCHNIFF April 13, 2009

Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

Perchume

Fancier than perfume. To be used when you're feeling darn fancy & above others. A sassy sense of attitude.

Do you even perchume??
What kind of perchume are you wearing?

Is that perchume I smell?

by Catswilltakeovertheworld1234 March 16, 2017

Perchu

The moreos guy. Their Tumblr is now gone, and someone else carries their torch. Little is known about them, but their rage was admirable for the time we had them.

We miss you, Moreos guy.

As Perchu, a brilliant man once said... "aRE YOU KIDDING ME, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS SHIT THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS".

We miss you, Perchu. And we hope you're okay.

by Keiachi-chan November 2, 2021

perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009