The Mr.Penut

The sexual act of taking your scrotum and glueing small glasses, a small cane, and a small monicle to it. Then lay your scrotum in a bowl and offer it to your partner saying "want some nuts?"

Dude!, I gave your mom The Mr.Penut lastnight

by harrypotheadmanman November 25, 2010

penultimate

Literally means "next to last". In street speak it takes on the meaning "second to none" or simply used to describe something utterly appeasing. It is easy to get away with using this word because of it's confusion with "ultimate" by those who don't know any better.

Yiee yiee, this be da penultimate shiee here.

by Patrick January 6, 2004

Penticton

One of the most beautiful places in British Columbia, and even Canada. A popular tourist destination. Tourism flourishes in this small but booming city. However, the majority of the permanent(and thus, voting)population is old and extremely conservative, and as such are mainly concerned with their own wellbeing and not with what will benefit the town as a whole. Home to a few good bars and clubs in town, great parties, lovely wilderness and parks, 2 lakes, and overall great people to be around. The only of the 3 main cities in the Okanagan that has not yet completely succumbed to urban sprawl. Penticton and it's suburbs are in the area known as "Wine Country". The population is approximately 35 000 people, while the Greater Penticton area is home to around 80 000.

Person 1: Hey! Let's go to Penticton!
Person 2: Yeah, they elected Stockwell Day. Let's go torch their houses and burn their gardens!

by Daily_vitamin June 22, 2006

Pentium Pro

A tragically underrated CPU made by Intel in the mid-1990s.

Sucessor of the Classic Pentium and predecessor of the Pentium II, the Pentium Pro brough fantastic levels of performance to the workstation and server markets.

These processors can be used in pairs... or in fours (Dual or quad processor configurations) for even higher performance.

Nowadays, these processors are quite affordable and are still defiant in their performance of everyday computing tasks, basic video editing, networked 3d rendering, or serving applications, as well as some light or classic gaming.

Best served with Windows NT 4, but also taste great with various Unix varieties.

Available in speeds up to 200MHz in a Socket 8 package.

Dude, this Pentium Pro system is really sweet!

by ALD April 5, 2004

PENTIUM

acronym for
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

"I have a pentium PC"

by Cunjo July 23, 2004

Penstill

A pencil that is still just a pen and not a pencil at all.

Hey mate, can I borrow a pencil to fill out this scantron?

Nah bro, it's just a penstill, sorry.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

pentious

Sir pentious- A bean.

"yo there's no way that sir pentious ain't a bean he's precious"
"bro you're right he is-"

by Dreamy Duck December 13, 2019