Penton

A group of people who made up the story of excalibur, a family in which the men are almost genticly inclined to cheat or jump from partner to partner

Penton : Hay baby
Girl 1 : Hi hunny
Penton : I love you
Girl 1 : I love you too hunny
phone : Beep
Penton : I have a call on the other line brb
phone : Changes lines
Penton : Hello
Girl 2 : Hi
penton : Oh hi, i missed you beuatiful, i love you but i have to go to work
Girl 2 : Oh ok i'm sorry
Penton : It's okay txt me later love you bye
girl 2 : bye
phone : changes lines
Penton : i'm sorry baby
Girl 1 : It's ok

by jkjkjk lololol October 11, 2008

Pentonism

The official religion of John Penton, and of the Marymount school of Santa Barbara. It was created when the Penton shrine was discovered in the English library. Since then the religion has spread, gaining 30+ followers! It is believed that Papi Penton sent the savior, Pancake down to earth to save us from our own demise. The religion is still being researched, and more is being discovered everyday!

Pentonism
I recently started following Pentonism, and I’ve never felt better!

Pentonism is the best religion. You should definitely go follow it!!

by not.julian May 23, 2019

Pentonville Rubber

The name of a shop selling replacement foam for stained mattresses, latex rubber sheeting for kinky clothing, and rubber tubing for tying off. Located on Pentonville Road near Kings Cross on London, the name also means a condom used when having sex on a tramp's mattress with a latex clad smack whore from the area.

Shop clerk: (answering phone) Hello? Pentonville Rubber...

Potential customer: Hi I got cum stains on my mattress after fucking a smack whore wearing crotchless latex panties.

Shop clerk: I'll put you through to sales...

by x8oi_2 December 9, 2012

Pentonsious

This is the medical sland understanding for someone with a unatrual finger Length of Shape caused from Holding a pen for long periods of time

Ben played osu with a pen for 5 days straight

Arijus hand write an essay for 10 days straight

Nedas's shlong was so long he had to hold it like a pen

Holding the pen over periods of time that create muscle congestures causing Pentonsious pains

by Arijus Kawecki June 26, 2023