Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.

Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.

by YAWA October 5, 2017

Penetrate The Owl

Anything you want it to fucking mean.

Lets go Penetrate The Owl.
Yeah, lets go!

by x70s_carmine May 30, 2015

toe penetration

Usually done with a micro penis and your partners toes, popular with a gay man and trans male,
It’s when the micro penis penetrates under your toe nail, typically done using the big toe
You have to have long toe nails for this action.

Charles: “hey man wanna have some toe penetration sex?”

Willy: “sure! Let me get my trans micro penis out, prepare your toes Charles.”

Charles: “hmmmm~”

by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020

nipple penetration

Nipple penetration is the act of inserting ones penis into a persons nipple (normally female).

I am saddened by the lack of nipple penetration porn on the internet.

by TurtleBoner May 13, 2015

Penetrate

When your pussy is penetrated by a dick

he grabs you and pushes you against a wall as you both give each other devilish smiles. You trace his shirt slowly down to his waist as he rubs his dick against your wet pussy. He places his hands on your hips as you put your hand under his jeans and down below. You feel his hard erected dick and smile at him evilly. You slowly unzip his pants and then his jeans so that his horniness intensifies. He then rips your skirt off and your pants off and licks his lips at your pussy. He throws you onto the bed and as you land with a thud he pins your arms down next to you and he'd tease your pussy with his dick as you kiss him. You moan and pull him down as he penetrates your pussy. You sound a huge inhale as you press your titties against his chest waiting for him to penetrate deeper

by the neighbourhood bicycle May 7, 2017

Penetratee

A woman/man you are currently penetrating

How are you and your new girlfriend getting on?

We started off as friends but now shes my Penetratee

by shitwind August 28, 2007