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Pennsylvania

you know you're from Pennsylvania when...

You refer to where you're from as pee-ayy more often then pennsylvania
You go to the shore
You can't eat other states "philly cheese stakes" because they are not real cheese stakes.
Youse, Yinz, You Guys and Yinzer are totally normal and acceptable way to refer to someone
You understand no one goes to Hershey park for the chocolate
You know what "the state store" is
You know what a "crick" is
You dont find it weird to have parties in firehalls
You call it a Hoogie
It isn't uncommon to see a horse and buggie
You and pretty much everyone you know is some part german
You know that Pennsylvania Dutch are not actually dutch
Birch Beer is not Root Beer
You love Wawa if your from the east and Sheetz if your from the west
You know the Pennstate cheer
School closings due to snow take the radio stations a half an hour to finish, because just about every town has its own school district.
You know Reading and the Reading Railroad from Monopoly is pronounced "Redding"
You don't find it weird to have off school for the first day of hunting season
You can pronounce Wilkes-Barre, Galitzen, Carlisle, Lancaster, Lititz, Schuylkill, Lebanon, Emmaus, and Punxsutawney
You can spell all of the above towns
At least 5 people on your block have electric "candles" in all or most of their windows all year long
You can't go to a wedding without hearing the chicken dance
You pronounce Water as "wat-er" and "wood-er" interchangeably
We are proud to be from Pennsylvania.
by arandomatheist July 31, 2016
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Pennsylvania Pacecar

A tracter or large farm vehicle taking up the whole lane leaving no room to pass, commonly seen in Pennsylvania. This is most unappreciated when one is alredy running late to go somewhere.
I would've had time to stop for coffee before work this morning, but got stuck behind a damn Pennsylvania pacecar.
by kristen apple December 5, 2009
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penusis grande

The latin name for a very large "willie"
Does that animal have a penusis grande?
by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017
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Pennsylvania Pegger

A sex act that involves one individual wearing a strap-on backwards and inserting it into the partner's anal cavity, therefore bumping asses, while both partners masturbate.
Dude I walked in on Aaron and Gage pulling a Pennsylvania Pegger, it was pretty okay.
by Tyler Durden/ Garrett September 28, 2019
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Pengussy

This word refers to one or a group of close friends who are a bit slow but you love them regardless.
Thanks for being my pengussy, I appreciate you so much!
by ____Penguin____ January 19, 2023
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Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.
Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?
by chachaG22 March 6, 2011
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penius

penis + genius
1. Extraordinary male sexual prowess.
2. A male who exhibits such prowess.
"John Holmes and Casanova were men of penius."

"Hillary was overheard uttering that Bill, although a great politician, was nothing more than a penius wannabe."
by CorradoGong June 24, 2009
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