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Jim: Yo jeff wheres Dave?
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.
Jeff: He had a shitty penis popper last night with shelly.
Jim: OMG Did he survive?
Jeff: Ya, the medics made it just in time but now hes in a mental instatution, but shelly didn't make it.
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