Penis Colada 

A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.

Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!

Penis Colada by Torso69 June 11, 2009

Penis colada 

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

Penis colada by megaloptera December 7, 2022

penis colada 

a regular pena colada, with a little extra jazz...

jizztini, drunk sperm, use you imagination, penis colada

penis colada by yornocgunnawrybatit January 14, 2010

Penis colada 

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

Penis colada by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

penis colada 

an alchohalic drink that a woman drinks when shez "lonely"

marie* couldnt find a guy last nite so she drank a penis colada

*name has been changed for protection

penis colada by anjie July 24, 2004

Penis Colada 

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.

girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"

Penis Colada by notlands July 13, 2020

Penis Colada 

delicious orgasm

I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis

Penis Colada by dhill November 2, 2003