Penis colada

When you drink a lot of pineapple juice so your cum tastes better, while at the same time applying coconut oil on your penis to complete the penis colada
I've been brewing up my penis colada all week for my baby
by Pancacoeveryday April 16, 2016
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Penis Colada

A deliciously refreshing 'cock'tail of semen depensensed from a loving male organ of into the mouth of a thirsty partner.
Victoria must've drank a pint of Penis Colada at the bukkake party in Wolverhampton last night!
by Torso69 June 11, 2009
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Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.
Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!
by megaloptera December 07, 2022
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Penis colada

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.
by masterofrpg March 12, 2004
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Penis Colada

the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.
girl: "why are you pissing in the condom?"

guy: "im making you a penis colada"
by notlands July 14, 2020
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I have penis Colada which my girlfriend and exgirl friends have tasted and said," its the best thing I've ever tasted." and kept licking my penis
by dhill November 03, 2003
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