Penalizer

To be disciplined in various ways by the overbaring authority of a male peins.

Guy 1:"Dude did that guy just use his penis powers against you?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's such a penalizer"

by Lindrick January 21, 2010

penilizer

1. Someone who is authoritarian, and doles out justice with a slap to the face with a cold piece of ham or meat.
2. From the notorious individual "The Almighty Penilizer" in the 1820s, who dealt criminals a blow about the face and shoulders, usually with a cold cut of beef. Refers to anyone who wields meat as a weapon.

3. A surprise attack, leaving one stunned or possibly knocked unconscious.

"Was that a penilizer, just now?"

"That chief of justice is a real penilizer."

"I bet he thinks he's a regular penilizer, waving around that sausage like he owns the place!"

"A plane? A train? A UFO? No! Its Penilizer!!!!"

by Follower of The Might of P. July 20, 2009

penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penalized

When you take the penis so hard that you're paralyzed.

Bro, I totally penalized her last night. She couldn't move for a solid 30 seconds.

by TheSecretSauce October 22, 2015

Penisizer

1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot

"You are a penisizer"

"Would you like to be penisized?"

by Franksta June 5, 2003

Penalized

When you get fucked in the anus

Wanna get penalized

by Merklliop April 11, 2019

penalized

A weird fetish thar president #45 has. It involves him sticking his tiny, tiny member on the table, and the other party then smashes 45's member with a judges gavel, until it's as flat as a pancake.

Wow, Your tiny, tiny dick got penalized bro, it's totally flat.

by The President show May 27, 2017