punilingus

(n.) The act of orally stimulating the vulva or the vagina through the usage of shrewd puns that titillate the senses.

Officer John Titwhistle: "Dude, you're being indicted."

Gary Fortcox: "What for? I've never broken the law in my life!"

Officer John Titwhistle: "Your pun was too good."

Gary Fortcox: "But I make puns all the time."

Officer John Titwhistle: "Yes, but this one was so good that unconsentual punilingus was achieved."

Gary Fortcox: *Contrite sigh*...

by Blunt Cunt March 24, 2009

Penilitus

A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!

So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy

I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexual way !

by Penilitus February 10, 2020

penallingus

The act of licking the hole at the tip of the penis head to arouse pleasure from your partner, as it is often very sensitive.

Guy: Hey bro, I heard your girlfriend was gonna give you penallingus last night. How'd it go.
Guy: Dude that shit felt so good. You gotta try it out with your girl.

by Bitch Canoe August 23, 2021