pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

Pedifile

A file specially designed for use on the foot.

I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.

by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010

pedifile

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.

"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile

by joe peppe April 15, 2008

petifile

lonely guy that is misunderstood by adults, one who needs companionship with others under 18 years of age who understand him.

Rob Reiner

by Superman November 28, 2003

Petifile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petifiler".
The "petifile" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!
Gerbilling is the darkside of Petophillia commonly referred to as "Petifeelinme".

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

pedifile

17 year old guys that talk to more than 1 girl who are all under 15

donnie is such a pedifile

by heeeeeeeeeybaby October 14, 2008

petifile

a old guy who needs loving from young girls

that man ach is a petifile he had sex with that schoolgirl

by croe June 10, 2007