Penis

A magical wand only found on a certain majority of people. You can use it to make milk, babies, and lemonade. Just don’t use it wrong though or you’ll suffer some pretty terrible consequences.

I can suck my own penis! All my friends are doing it!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021

penis

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

by helloim345 June 23, 2010

Penis

Penis

Penis

by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018

Penis

The funniest word ever

Person: "penis"

Other person: "ahahahahaha!"

by Bitch_fucker69 September 4, 2021

Penis

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

by TheDanqShanq May 9, 2019

Penis

A magic horn in between a man's legs used to make a woman's tummy fat with a baby using voodoo mayonnaise from 2 meatballs connected to the magic horn.

Person 1: Fuck, my penis is small.
Person 2: Yes

by Alex Zer0 March 10, 2021

Penis

A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

by Plane Jewus May 13, 2021