penial implant

a silicon implant for the penis

a dick enlarger
SUZIE: "Oh wow did you see the penis on that guy?!"
MICHELLE: "Uh, sis, it was a penial implant. Sorry to burst your bubble"

FRED: "That guy had to go get a penial implant so he could pleasure his wife."
by USAdevilchick15 June 27, 2004
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Penial Explosion

When ones penial gland builds up a large amount of semen but it is never ejaculated out of the top so the entire gland explodes.
by SkeetBeat77 October 02, 2018
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Penial Pounding

The art of one man penetrating another man's penis.
Oh man! I just saw Mike and Cory Penial Pounding each other! Disgusting...
by BrosephJoseph May 15, 2012
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bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks
"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"
by Bi-penial August 24, 2013
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penial abuse

At the hula, my boyfriend inflicted penial abuse under the picnic bench.
by scrawlberries. January 04, 2009
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Penial Fracture

It’s when you break your dick. To fix it they must put a metal rod inside your cock and let it heal from there. :)
“Ah shiiiiiiiit! I just cracked my dick! OW I THINK ITS A PENIAL FRACTURE!
by Patytu October 22, 2019
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