Led Pencil

During the act of vaginal Intercourse , the man presses the woman’s butt checks together as to create a squirming effect, as soon as the woman does this he penetrates her as if you would hold down a led pencil to push push the led in from the top (also works with 2 men also)

Damn, my butt cheeks are sore from last night’s led pencil

by Big Asian cock March 20, 2021

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

Pench

The combination between the two words “peng” (fit/good) and “dench” (big/massive).

“That burger is proper pench mate”
“Look at that building! Pench innit”

by biggoon April 5, 2019

pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

by Sgt Longshanks March 1, 2011

Penchanting

A combination of penchant and enchanting. To have a knack for enchanting someone or something. Other forms of the word include penchanted and penchantment.

1) Angus winked at me and I was a goner... totally penchanted!

2) He took me for a walk and was so penchanting that I never wanted to leave.

3) She fainted out of the pure penchantment of the way he said her name.

by Belch Queen May 24, 2019

nigger pencil

The much thicker pencils often used in the first few years of education (kindergarten to grade 3 or so). They are easier to grasp for youngsters learning to write. However, many niggers use these well into adulthood as they often have trouble properly grasping a regular pencil.

Grade 8 student: teacher, why is Lashaniqua using that big blue pencil? I haven't used that since I was in grade 3.

Teacher: Lashaniqua has been in grade 8 for 3 years now. She is 16. She cannot grasp a regular pencil, as her fine motor skills are quite bad. We call these thick pencils "nigger pencils" because almost every nigger in this school needs them.

Grade 8 student: Could that have something to do with her mother being a crack whore?

Teacher: probably, but most niggers are really stupid and have trouble with many basic functions.

by Chipspew September 1, 2011

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022