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pencil fucker 

benji from good charollete... because his pussy is so small and tight that he fucks pencils
pencil fucker by Anonymous July 21, 2003

pencil a fucking pencil 

I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...
I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil

Pencil dick bug fucker 

The sad, but oh so real, phenomena in which your penis is so small the only enjoyment you will ever receive from it will be from screwing bugs.
Girl 1: Do you think I should date Aaron?

Girl 2: Don't bother; he is a pencil dick bug fucker.