penesexual

penesexual is where u like boys but not their dang-a-langs
same with girls basically ur straight but u just havent advanced into to liking penis or vagina

girl-hes sooooo cute
*boy whips out his penis*
girl-EW!

thts what a penesexual is :)

by heavensangelhellsdemon October 7, 2011

Penestration

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

Penes

The correct usage for the plural of penis. However, it should not be a real word; because there should never be a sentence involving more than one penis.

Drunk slut: Oh, I sucked so many penes last night

Random guy: That shouldn't even be a word.

by webbedtoehero January 17, 2011

Peeness

An incredible urge to urinate

A peeness suddenly came over me and I had to rush to the toilet

by affleck April 29, 2009

peaness

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.

by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010

pemes

a longer version of the acronym pms. short for premenstrual syndrome. pemes is used to avoid awkward conversations when in crowded situations or near guys, teachers or parents.

pronounced PEH-MES.

"i'm so angry."
"girl are you pemesing?"
"prolly but it's so not my month."
"i know pemes sucks so much."
*some guy comes in*
"what you girls talking about?"
"pemes."
"idk that."

by ApparentlyNot May 7, 2009

Pernesing

The act of beating up girls/ladies when drunk.

He was arrested for pernesing at the club.

by Sin Sohn July 27, 2014