Pigophobia

the fear of waking up next to a fat pig (female, bitch, sandwich maker, etc.) after a night of drinking

hungover guy just awakening feels what he thinks is a fat pig so he asks "you a fat pig?"
she says "no"
he says "good because i have pigophobia"

by themonty February 27, 2011

pedophobia

Pedophobia (also paedophobia), noun can mean one of two things:
1. Fear (phobia) of children. Under this definition a pedophobic individual would avoid contacts with children or any act that reminds an of them.
2. Irrational hatered, discrimination, and criminalisation of pedophiles. Under this definition a pedophobic individual would actively seek procecution and persecution of anybody who is either a pedophile or a pedophilia advocate. This term is a neologism.

In both cases a person who has pedophobia is called a pedophobe.

1. John cannot come to the kindergarten, he is a pedophobe.
2. Active Christian Media propagates pedophobia.

by Volodya June 11, 2006

pugophobia

Pugophobia is the fear of buttocks. Pugophobia is commonly suffered by young children and is often triggered by painful experiences when excreting huge feces through it, something getting stuck in it, or when sitting on the butt.

I just bent down and you started crying. Have you heard of pugophobia?

by style r June 21, 2021

pedophobia

An irrational, often hysterical fear that afflicts many parents. It involves the delusion that perverts wearing trenchcoats are lurking behind every bush with pockets full of candy. Parents with this disorder have an obsessive compulsion to keep their children, even teenagers, under constant surveillance. They egotistically assume that a pervert would WANT their children, even though they tend to be just as dull and unattractive as the parents that spawned them. These parents tend to be highly suggestible, and a large majority watch FOX News regularly. Other symptoms include frequent bouts of paranoia and melodramatic behavior. Sadly, most will not be cured before they have passed the disease on to their children.

The media's sensationalized coverage of child abductions is mostly to blame for the current climate of pedophobia in our society.

by Siddownshaddap April 20, 2004

penophobic

uncontrollable fear of the penis

my wife is very penophobic

by Nick December 25, 2004

pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.

Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,

by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008

pomophobic

dislike of post-modern wankers.

Tristan: "Shut up and get over yourself!"

Dan: "Don't be so pomophobic"

by Greg Nopomo April 20, 2009