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peenster

Very simply: a peanut butter and jam sandwich. They can come in many varieties such as a double, triple, and quadruple decker peensters. Also, peensters can be toasted and have been known to have bananas inside.
Man I loves me a mothafuckin' peenster!
by 22mothafuckas March 21, 2008
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Pokemaster

To be the very best like no one ever was.
To catch them is their real test and to train them is their cause.
They travel across the land, searching far and wide.
And they teach pokemon to understand the power that's inside.
Pokemaster: Gotta catch em all!
by unrefin3d April 24, 2010
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permatern

Someone who seems to permanently work for free or a stipend because they can't secure a paid position.
"Do you have a job yet?"
"Nope, just permaterning until the economy turns up."
by batria June 15, 2009
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podmaster

Leader of the pack, the gang, the squad. Usually very tall dude named Ethan, who is feared by little freshman boys and girls. THE POD MASTER.

Might do drugs in the bathroom.
Ethan: What did you call me again, podmaster?
Xavier: POD MASTER
by Podmasters Apprentice July 8, 2022
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Paymaster

An individual who uses his/her money and material posessions to gain companionship. A Paymaster is often unattractive or older, and has difficulty maintaining meaningful relationships.
When you see a young, beautiful woman with an old, broke down man there's a good chance he is paying her bills, buying her clothes, wining and dining her, and NOT getting any sex! This poor man would be considered a PAYMASTER.

"She is way too pretty for him; dude must be a Paymaster!"
by Tia B. May 13, 2006
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premasturbate

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.
I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.
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permasperm

A permanent sperm stain on sheets/clothing/fabric that remains completely opaque.
I was getting frisky with my girl, but little did i know i had permasperm on my pants, causing her to ask what that mysterious white stuff was.

I nutted on my girls clothes, causing a permasperm stain.
by Permasperm February 13, 2019
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