Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014

peed in your cheerios

A term used to draw attention to someone's bad mood, bitchiness, or your general hate for that person.

"Jeeze, who peed in your cheerios??"

by Ethan Marston January 8, 2009

peed the kitchen's pants

When you've spilt a liquid on the kitchen floor

Oh shit I peed the kitchen's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

Peed in the paint

Similar to "jumping the shark", of Happy Days fame, "peeing in the paint" refers to a point in a relationship that signals it's eventual demise.

My girlfriend peed in the paint last night. Time for an upgrade.

by Caretaker55 June 4, 2010

peed my pants

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

by Omoqueen November 3, 2014

Peed'd up crotch funk

The smell that originates in the crotch of bed bound patients in hospitals and nursing homes. The wretched odor is a combination of urine and loose stool mixed together and left to dry on the patients skin, resulting in the odor known as "peed'd up crotch funk"

The unbearable smell of poorly maintained incontinent patients confined to bed in a hospital or nursing home.

"We went to visit Grandma in the nursing home, and mommy threw up when she smelled Grandma's "peed'd up crotch funk". The whole nursing home stank of neglect and bodily fluids.

by smendez April 4, 2010

Peed like a girl

When you enter enter a restroom with the intent to poop, but for whatever reason cannot push it out.

Guy 1: Dude, weren't you just in the shitter for like ten minutes, it doesn't stink at all.

Guy 2: Yea, nothin happened.

Guy 1: Oh, so you peed like a girl?

by xIlluzionx January 20, 2009