Pedram

A Pedram is a fat fuck who thinks he's cool because he talks in an indian voice cos he thinks its funny when really everyone thinks hes retarded. Also dumb asf and has no future. Bro has a stomach ulcer and can't contain it cos he farts in class everywhere tryna rizz the girls up. Bro u stupid. If he ran into a wall with a stiffy his nose would break. Its fckin huge! Soccer is the only sport he can play the rest he is shit at. He also can't run for shit. Btw don't take selfies in the gym of u curling 1 gram noone thinks its cool.

Look there's that fat fuck Pedram! His nose is huge damn. He also really fat and fails every subject.

by ELBOZO6969 September 4, 2023

Pedram

**Pedram** (noun): Derived from the Persian language, A Pedram refers to an individual often characterized by notably small genitalia. This person is typically a habitual alcoholic who drinks on workdays and even in the middle of the afternoon. They typically engages in promiscuous activities, often involving partners of questionable attractiveness, like the type you find in a club at 6am sitting alone and your like loonnnggg dayss. These girls could be during their menstruation cycle and they would not care. A Pedram is typically unemployed for long periods of time and exhibits a lack of hygiene, as an example by a tendency to defecate in inappropriate and dirty places, such as club bathrooms covered in piss. Despite these behaviors, Pedram’s typically maintain a regular gym routine.

I was with a pedram last night

by Bunda lover July 7, 2024

Pedrom

A guy who is always up for a good time and Is always fun to be around.

Dude like where is Pedrom? Wish he was here!

by Who is this?! February 16, 2014

perambulaphobia

fear of walkers, i.e., perambulators, and their likeness to the walking dead or white walkers

It’ll be at least two more TV seasons before I can try to begin overcoming my perambulaphobia.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 14, 2014

Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition

One of the smallest, yet fastest growing and one of the wealthiest counties in the state of Texas. Home to wealthiest Chads and Fuckbois in the state, with plenty of Stacys to go around between the two. A lake almost as big as the line to our Chick-Fil-A, and shitty ass mega church combined. The infrastructure is about as stable as a paraplegic diabetic, and the traffic is more congested than your stepdad after his third pack of Marlboro reds. The politics of Rockwall tend to be a dead split between autistic shit-fit throwing bernie bros and adult diaper wearing cuckservatives, which somehow manifests within the Parasitic Twins that are Rockwall Heath High School (shit), and Rockwall High School (shittier).

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition

According to the researchers that created Rockwall - Codex Petram 1st Edition,
Savior of Mankind, Alex Jones, grew up in Rockwall in the 80's and 90's.

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One

There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two

According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One

Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.

The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!

by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018