Pedobear Approves

A hilarious way to announce that you like something.

1) Mom: Dinner!

???: Golly gee, what's for eats, mommy?

Mom: A dead little girl!

???: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) ???: Hey, little girl! Why don't you come in my van?

Girl: Why?

???: I bought a bunch of candy, but I don't think I can finish it! Can you help me?

Girl: Okay! :D *Gets in van*

???: Pedobear Approves! *Slams and locks door*

by AnalPenetrationByForce July 22, 2011

Pedobear

A cartoon bear that has an obsession over young children (hence the pedo part).

We should be careful about walking home from school, there have been some pedobear sightings.

by boomer energy December 8, 2019

pedobear

Pedobear is a friendly bear who rides a moped.

He often gives rides to kids.

"Hi," said pedobear to little Jimmy, "I'm looking for a lost puppy. Would you like to get on my moped and help me find him?"

'Sure," said Jimmy, brushing back his blond curls, "do you have any candy?

by scodder June 7, 2010

Pedobear

A bear that likes to stalk and rape lolis. It is mostly used in memes involving anime. it also has a song

Person: "whos that following that little girl?"
Person 2 "it's a pedobear."

by pedobear slayer May 14, 2019

PedoBear

Bear (kumo) that is a pedo.
Liekz lolis.

PedoBear -drives van down road, parks, gets out, grabs loli, get's back in van, drives off to a different location-

Loli -Kicking a screming-

Pedobear -raep raep raep!!! secks secks secks!!! Buttsecks Buttsecks-

Loli; Got pwnd.

by Vulpix. October 17, 2008

pedobearaphilia

Adj. The label someone is given if they get aroused by cartoon bears, such as Winnie the Pooh.

"I told my therapist that I wanted to fuck my kid's teddybear, and he said I had pedobearaphilia"

by -Temperant June 4, 2018

pedobear

To creep and prey upon small children; Canning Sinclair Bell

Hey look whos hiding in that bush behind the chuck.E.cheese! its the pedobear!

by shmex January 24, 2011