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Pedaganda

Using children to spread information, especially of a biased or misleading nature, used to promote or publicize a particular political cause or point of view.
I was listening to the pedaganda from the small children giving prepared speeches in support of their political agenda as they were paraded out in front of the cameras.
by Tolstoylives September 26, 2019
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Pedagogue

A teacher... just a dirtier sounding way to say teacher.
My sex education pedagogue was very involved in our education. You could say he was a 'hands on' teacher.
by abbeynormal64 December 7, 2010
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penfag

- noun

1. A avid fan of the popular Pendragon series of novels (portmanteau of "Pendragon" and "faggot")
Everyone at the office couldn't stop talking about The Soldiers of Halla last May; why do I work with so many penfags?
by ash_gray July 17, 2009
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pedagogy

the process by which parents and relatives teach (pass along) their stupid ways and ridiculous quirks.

*as a side note, this brings up the question...Just how do stupid people live so damn long?
"Way to perpetuate the pedagogy Dad. You plan on explaining to the judge YOU taught me it was O.K. to drink and drive and then beat up on women!"
by Heidi Dobber April 11, 2008
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pedagogics

systematic indoctrination by people who either think they know more than other people, and are pressured to force their accumulated opinionated crap onto the rest of us who were socially pressured to gather in classrooms, to sit still and swallow anything served to us. or, the other type of t… preachers are people coming directly from academia or a school just below it, who originally hoped for a better job suited to them, who, after realizing the stuff they were taught leads to nothing worth striving for, now pass the teachings they were subjected to on to others. for reasons unknown to anyone (including themselves).
in any case, to prevent pupils from making contact with real life lessons, they are being set up in an artificial environment, confronted with artificial problems they would never have encountered without school. and in this way, gradually they are being shaped towards the ideal of an obedient academia worshipper.
teacher: “for i came here to bring you the word of the Lord

all the people answered together and said “all that the Lord has spoken we will do”
(Exodus 19:8)

teacher: “she only asks of your attention, patience, and your commitment, your taking part in loving God, unconditionally. and that you do as she tells you”

and all the people answered with one voice and said: “all the words that the Lord has spoken we will do”.
(Exodus 24:3)

teacher: “to make sure you have a calm and peacefuly hiding place, an explosion-proof enclosure, to learn, untroubled by the tensions and conflicts, deceptions and betrayals, fightings and slaughter. in short, by real life. to make sure you’ll acquire and intellectual horizon filled with convoluted abstract nonesense. you’ve come under my authority, into this classroom. for i am the carrier of the word of the Lord. and since you won’t learn anything useful in here, like how to solve problems you’d encounter later on, in real life, you’ll be unprepared and get hit by an explosion right away. if you leave the path of academia. so better never drop out of school, succumb to pedagogics, show your loyality, and go to university. now listen to me, for i will proclaim all that the Lord has spoken. and what you’re to do”.

“all that the Lord has spoken we will do and we will be obedient”
(Exodus 24:7)
by sabicu November 10, 2013
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pedagogy complex

A sexual or romantic preoccupation with the student/teacher relationship. This does not have to be literal, and does not have to be sick. It applies when one is turned on by teaching or learning from another person.
Ling is new to the States and doesn't speak English very well. I have a huge pedagogy complex, and I love teaching her English whenever we go out.
by cogitheum@mac.com March 6, 2009
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pedofag

pedo: child; fag: cigarette (British slang)
Cigarettes made from bubble gum flavored tobacco, designed by tobacco companies to appeal to young children.
Tobacco executive: "Get 'em hooked on pedofags before they turn eleven and we've got 'em for life! (villainous snicker)"
by va1erio January 27, 2007
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